am I the only one who’s so annoyed with the clothes from that 90′s show? like they could have gone to a thrift store in the middle of no where midwest and gotten everything that actually looks good
You guys asked for it, here it is! I’ll be editing this to organize it later.
Fifi Chachnil: A beautiful french brand making ultra glam girly lingerie. Unlike most lingerie stores, they also sell breathtaking clothing! I’m not very familiar with their sizing, so you would have to use a converter if you use western sizing.
Karolina Laskowska: Now this definitely isn’t a favourite brand of mine, as it isn’t quite my style. Though it’s very pricey for things like soft bras and harnesses, they have wonderful sales! (Or had…. they seem to have disappeared since the last time I checked? not sure). If you’re into strappy pieces, oriental print fabrics, and lace, I would check out this brand. Available size small-large.
Dotties Delights: A favourite brand of mine, I mean any brand that works with the wonderful Miss Mosh herself definitely has some credibility. They’re by no means cheap, running in at about 200$ a bra and 100$ for a pair of knickers (about 300$ for a bra and panty set). Their lingerie though, is surprisingly more affordable coming between about 80-150$. If you can afford this, I by all means encourage you to purchase so I can live through you (you should also buy me a set). They have a fairly large size range, but isn’t very plus sized friendly.
What Katie Did: Definitely another favourite of mine. If you’re looking for beautiful vintage inspired pieces at an irresistible price look no further than this sob worthy brand. Their bras run between 50-70$ which is not bad at all for such beautiful products! You can get a full bra, panty, and garter set for about 150$ or less. Unreal! If you have a little money burning in your pocket check out their Gold Label collection. It runs a bit pricier but still absolutely nothing to scoff at. You can buy a whole set from that collection for about 175$. They offer sizes up to a DD!
Agent Provocateur: Now I have a bit to say about this brand. It’s become one of the leading competitors in the luxury lingerie universe, and rightfully so. They were built up on beautiful high quality products. Now unfortunately, I would be more eager to suggest another brand. They’re switched their production to asia, and though their prices have gone up, their quality (and designs in my opinion, which appear to appeal to the mass market more like victoria’s secret) have gone down. They do still carry some beautiful pieces, but it feels like their designs are less than luxurious for the most part now. They have fairly limited sizes, with some styles (usually the prettiest ones, sigh) only going up to a C or a D. Others go up to an E.
Arabel: Very sweet, feminine, and lacey. Lots of pastel colours and soft designs. Not very plus size friendly, but you may be able to contact the owner to have something made. Their bra sizing is tricky (and on the smaller size), so you may need to use a converter.
Almeida: They don’t have a ton of stock, but I had to add them to my list. Season after season they produce wonderful designs. Right now, it’s all pink, black, and leather (with some lace). Again they’re quite pricey but so beautiful!
Gossard: As you guys know Gossard is a brand i have nothing but good things to say about. I own 4 bras from them (unfortunately the panties and garterbelt i wanted sold out). They offer a huge range of sizes, styles, and colourways. My favourite is the Retrolution line (you will die, honestly it’s beautiful). On top of it all, their prices are beyond reasonable. Not to mention they have unbelievable sales on old seasons. They’re definitely big-boob friendly, and have ultra flattering styles.
Bordelle: Bordelle is definitely another favourite luxury brand of mine. Super strappy, lots of elastic and hardware (wonderful if you’re in the kink community). Their sizes go from small-large, so unfortunately it’s kind of limited. If you have the means, I would absolutely recommend purchasing from them. Be wary they can be quite pricey! But totally worth it.
Journelle: Journelle is basically a distributer of various luxury lingerie brands. If you want to browse a bunch of beautiful lingerie in one convenient website La Journelle is a great place to start. With the large variety of brands that also means you have a wider variety of sizing, designs, and colours. They have something to fit everyone’s budget.
Lascivious: Drool worthy! Lascivious consistently pumps out beautiful designer products. They also have amazing sales from previous seasons, so any budget can get excellent designs. I have nothing bad to say about this brand, honestly haha. Please check them out! Their designs are so, so beautiful.
La Perla: Not a personal favourite of mine, but a classic. They’re very expensive, but if you’re looking for more basic designs in luxury quality La Perla is a wonderful option. Be wary that only some countries can access their website, so you may have to shop their products through other shops like Nancy Meyer.
Astuko Kudo: More latex, couture latex. Out of all the latex shops i know this one is my favourite. Atsuko Kudo leaves me speechless; literally. I’m trying to find the right way to describe them but no words i can string together does this justice. They offer sizes XS-XL, or a made to fit option. In addition to lingerie they have dresses, skirts, jackets, tops and more. All of which are to die for. Do yourself a favour and browse around.
Buttress and Snatch: I really believe this brand has something for anyone. Their designs are just too adorable for words, taking obvious influence from disney, burlesque, and kitsch. Unfortunately their sizing isn’t very generous (for most products), but if you can fit I envy the heck out of you! The bra pricing runs from about 140$-500$.
Bluebella: Ok bluebella is so absolutely adorable, and totally affordable. You can even get bras for as low as 20$. They have a huge variety of styles, and generous sizing up to an E cup. To say the least, I really want probably about 80% of their products, and am happy to say they will actually fit me.
True & Co.: True & Co. is honestly wonderful. They even offer a quiz at the beginning of your shopping experience to help you find out what bras are best suited for you based on how your current bras fit. Most of their bras run between 50-65$. They have lots of basics, as well as some more elegant and pretty bras. Their lingerie sets are also super pretty and really really cheap. Like 50$ for a set kind of cheap. Jump on that.
Mise En Cage: Like Journelle, they’re a market place for fine luxury lingerie like Bordelle, Tatu, Mise En Cage originals, and Kriss Soonik.
Bella Bella Boutique: Probably my favourite market for lingerie, they have unreal prices that give a total range. They stock some of my favourite brands and the most beautiful pieces so you can do all your shopping in one place. Mind you, the website isn’t much to look at, but their products are amazing.
Angela Friedman: Luxurious, beautiful, lavish pieces for beautiful ladies. Unfortunately it’s way out of my price range, but if you have some extra money kicking around and would like to give it to a small designer, Angela Friedman offers great lingerie and wonderful designs.
LaBellaFairy: For the corset loving crowd, they offer impeccable corsets. I would do just about anything for one of these. They’re ultra luxurious, beautiful, and have options from edwardian, to off the rack, to wedding pieces.
La Lilouche: Ultra beautiful, girly, feminine pieces. If you love ruffles, satin, pastels and jewels this brand is definitely for you. They’re on the pricier side, but are still completely worth it to buy from such a talented small designer.
Coco’s Retro Closet: Speechless! They are by far my favourite vintage inspired independent designer. They’re a smaller company, operating off etsy, but their designs are impeccable and absolutely gorgeous. This list would not be complete without them.
Sugar Lace Lingerie: Marie Antoinette would blush at these beautiful pieces. They are pastel, pretty, luxurious and ultra feminine. They currently don’t have a huge selection of products but I would encourage everyone to check out this new designer with tons of potential.
Lonely Lingerie: Lonely lingerie is a great brand for people who, like myself, aren’t a fan of bright overbearing colours and patterns. Instead, their detail is added into beautiful lace, straps, and interesting designs. Their bras are soft or unpadded bras. Unfortunately, this bra is quite obviously for girl’s with smaller cup sizes. Their bras appear to offer little support, and only go up to a D (sorry largest chested girl). If you are a smaller cup size, this brand is a cool one to look into.
Playful Promises: Pretty designs, and gorgeous models are found here. Though I’m not usually a fan of some of the colours they use (and I really don’t like their patterned fabrics), their lingerie designs themselves are beautiful, AND they offer a larger variety of cup sizes! They have lots of open cup, soft, balconette and longline bras. I’m personally a fan of this brand and follow their releases. There’s always at least one piece I tend to fall in love with.
Marlies Dekkers: You’ve definitely seen knock off’s of their designs on cheap sites, but i encourage you to take a proper look into their line. Dekkers work can be described as simple, strappy, and sensual. I really like the shapes of bras they offer, and the slight fetish-y vibe they give off!
Panache Lingerie: D+ girls! This one’s for you. Whether you want your lingerie simple and supportive, stylish and colourful, or more of an elegant sexy, panache has a huge array of options for stylish lingerie. As a larger breasted girl myself, I find it really difficult to find super sexy bras that can actually still support me. I’ve fallen in love with this brand and plan on making an order as soon as I can.
intimissimi: So much pretty lingerie in one place. Even the name feels luxurious to say, but the prices are fabulous! No more than you’d pay on a cheap VS bra, you can get something more unique. The only issue is that their collections (in my opinion) are hit or miss. Sometimes I’ll want everything, sometimes I’ll find it painfully dull or cheap looking. Check back frequently so you don’t miss out on the good stuff.
For Love and Lemons: I have mixed feelings about this brand, mostly because it definitely feels like it caters to small girls. Offering sizes XS-L, it’s definitely leaving out larger chested ladies. There’s lots and lots of lace which I love. Everything looks super delicate and feminine. If you’re on the small size, I’d give it a little peak.
Myla: Definitely on the more expensive side, but it just screams luxury. Beautiful silks and fine laces adorn bras, panties and more. Luckily, if you aren’t willing to break the bank they do have a sale section where you can find pieces for up to 75% off. If you’re into the more elegant sexy, this brand is worth looking at.
SIL: A new favourite of mine, this brand is so worth checking out! There are tons of gorgeous retro-looking finds that make my inner pinup girl scream with excitement. They have a great stock of sizes, styles and colours, and their prices are pretty great. Not too high, but not cheap. I made my first order of two bras and a garterbelt and I am over the moon with how great I look in them.
Chantal Thomas: I’m a big fan of this designer, every season she puts out beautiful pieces of lingerie. I have yet to purchase something for myself, but I definitely have my eye on a few pieces. Her brand is relatively easy to find and stocked at a variety of places.
Jolidon: *heart eyes* I am never disappointed by Jolidon. I could probably pick something out of a hat and be happy with anything I got from it. They have something for everyone. Really. Whether you’re into simple elegance, luxurious laces and silks, more young and flirty styles, or simple and sensual there is literally something for any style. Just beautiful!
Aubade: Love love love! They offer some of my favourite kinds of bras (black and white lace, in extraordinarily sexy designs) as well as bright patterns, colours and styles following the seasons. They definitely aren’t cheap but they’re a brand I personally cannot wait to add to my collection.
Von Follies (by Dita Von Teese): well…. What to say of this brand…. it’s quickly become one of my favourites. The quality is great and the designs are impeccable. It screams luxury. I can’t wait to buy even more from the lovely Dita! Be careful though, it definitely runs small in terms of sizing. If you’re between sizes, I would suggest sizing up. Be generous, because buying lingerie only to have it be too small is never fun!
Fraulein Annie: I recently stumbled across this brand and have slowly become obsessed. The colour schemes and styles are absolutely fabulous, right up my alley. Very classic, beautiful, super flattering… The next bit of money that comes by way will most definitely be going to this brand. I’m hoping to have quite a few pieces from their current collection.
Else: Lace lovers, rejoice! This brand will have you drooling. Handmade in Istanbul, they offer superb styles in fashionable fabrics and lovely colours. Whether you like soft bras, light support, or wires, they have a great variety of options. Unfortunately for my fellow bigger busted ladies, this brand is definitely geared towards smaller chested girls.
Chantelle: A brand I can personally stand behind, I would highly suggest taking a look. I sell Chantelle in high quantities at the bra shop I work at and my customers love the quality! You’re guaranteed to love your purchase. They offer lots of sizes, colours, and styles for everyone. Whether you’re looking for a great supportive bra, something conservative, something colourful, or something sexy, you’re bound to find something you will love from Chantelle.
Curvy Kate: Yay! A great brand dedicated to large breasted girls (especially girls who love colour, because they offer lots of that). They’re very well known for having one of the best strapless bras for large chested girls!
Harlow and Fox: To be frank and honest with you, I’m happy that the lingerie industry is stepping up its game and trying to start making bras more accessible in larger sizes. What is lacking still, is beauty, fashion, and sensuality. Harlow and Fox is one of the brands trying to fix that gap. They offer sizes 30-38 DD-G and in my opinion, are a brand to look out for. They’re smaller in size, but their quality and designs are impeccable. If you like retro inspired pieces in sizes you don’t have to squish into take a peak. Mind you, they’re definitely on the pricier side, but makes up for in luxury and bridging the gap.
Sonata: I’m very surprised I haven’t added this brand to the list yet. If you have any interest in the lingerie industry whatsoever, you’ve definitely seen one of their trademark lace bodysuits floating around in a photo, and most likely drooled as a result. Though they’re known for their bodysuits, they also stock soft bras, robes, and panties.
Made by Niki: You’re probably seen her fringe bras, panties, and bodysuits (or replications of them). In addition to these pieces which are beautiful, though not very practical, she makes a surprising amounts of beautiful lingerie in other styles! I avoided looking into this brand for awhile because I’m not a fan of fringe or tassels, and I regret not doing my research sooner. Their price point is excellent and their styles to die for!
Eberjey: I came across this brand on my search this past summer for cute PJ sets and they did not disappoint. Though they sell lingerie, it’s nothing particularly special. They’re currently in their winter collection for PJs (still cute) but definitely check back come spring, that’s when they have the cutest stuff.
Paloma Casile: An amazing lingerie designer I could not leave out of this list. As a lover of black, lace, and black lace, Paloma Casile has captured my heart (and I’m sure soon, my wallet).
FairytalesbyAF: A pastel dream! Fairytales is a side project from Angel Friedman, and I have fallen in love with it. It’s dainty, pretty, and super girly. It’s like cotton candy but you can wear it. If I could wear a bralette comfortably I would love to buy one of her sets!
Ludique: Ludique is one of my favourite brands and I am very mad I do not have enough money to buy everything they make hahaha. It’s strappy, sexy, kinky, and my king of undergarments. The layering and mix and matching possibilities are endless. I will be making many purchases from this brand in the future.
Mimi Holliday: The lingerie industry is making a lot of changes, and adding lots of new styles and ideas. I mean this in the best way possible, Mimi Holliday feels like a classic. It’s what you expect when you think of lingerie. It’s girly, it’s flirty, it’s sexy, it’s feminine, it’s beautiful. I have yet to see them release a collection I haven’t either ogled over or at the very least, appreciated. I surprisingly do not own anything from this brand yet, but will definitely be doing so soon. Check it out if you love sugar, spice, and everything nice (so to speak).
Simone Perele: I’ve grown to know this brand quite well since starting my job at the lingerie shop. They definitely aren’t the most exciting brand, and won’t make your jaw drop or cry, but they’re reliable, excellent quality, and great designs. This is for you conservative lingerie lovers who wants something pretty and good quality, but something more practical.
Edge O Beyond: One of my new favs (they happen to have a collection named after me!). They are super fashionable, super sexy… lots of lace and straps. Although they don’t have a huge depth of sizing, they do offer up to a DD-E. Definitely check them out, they have awesome sales!
b.tempt’d by Wacoal: For those of you who are a little too bored by Wacoal, their sister company offers really cute, young, sexy styles up to a 38DD/36DDD. Their styles are super limited (they only offer a few bras at a time) but what they do have is often really cute! They also have awesome prices, with no bra currently over $50.
Passionata: Not a personal favourite of mine, the quality is good but not great and they’re definitely geared to a younger/smaller cup sized audience. They’re owned by Chantelle, a more classy/classic company that offers more simple but wonderful bras. Most of their prettier bras are limited in sizing unfortunately, but if you’re in the smaller bust range and are on the hunt for something cute at a good price definitely check out this brand.
“The prince just fell in love with Cinderella because of her looks!”
Wrong. Okay, picture this–
So there’s the prince, okay? He’s like, smack dab in the center of the ballroom, and he is like, horrifically aware that this whole ball thing is a result of his dad falling into a panic about the royal lineage or whatever and he’s stuck listening to highborn girl after highborn girl, all lined up, introducing themselves like, “Oh yeah my family’s been a longtime supporter of the crown, and I think you’re cute, *cough* I’ve been told I have child-bearing hips *cough* Who said that? Anyway–” and Princey boy is just smiling through it, he has been the center of attention for entirely too long, he misses his emotional support horse, and is just internally like “Someone please kill me now.” And then… he sees her–This isn’t a love at first sight thing, this is a ‘what the hell is going on over there’ thing, because this girl has not gotten into the Debutante line for a solid 45 minutes.
She’s just at the hors d’oeuvres table going HAM on the prosciutto-wrapped asparagus, and like, she’s polite about it, she’s happy to move aside for other people grabbing punch and canapes (and she’s really so sweet with the wait staff, it’s kind of cute because they’re like… definitely not used to being acknowledged) but it’s like, “Damn girl, did you not eat today?” and then the prince is kind of stuck with the uncomfortable thought of ‘how many girls starved themselves to fit into a corset for this.’ And then the Prince realizes he’s missed the past 4 Debutante introductions because he’s watching Mystery girl hork down crab rangoons. So he’s like, “Excuse me” and manages to break free from the never-ending parade of girls who will hop on his dick for status.
And as he’s approaching Mystery Girl, it’s kind of hitting him that something’s not quite natural about her. Not fake, but not quite real. But at the same time this whole evening’s been just a whole circus of people acting fake as hell, so like, someone seeming a little off doesn’t seem bad, necessarily. And he sidles up to her like, “Hi,” and she’s like, “Oh–hey, have you tried the tapenade?” and she points to one of the plates, and at this point, he could hit her with the “You don’t know who I am, do you?” deal or the “Very funny, I see your play” deal, but at this point it occurs to him that, no, he hasn’t had anything to eat throughout this whole damn ball, partially because of being stuck in the debutante parade, partially because of nerves, and there’s something so disarming about the question that he grabs a crostini and she still seems so food-focused that it doesn’t seem possible that this is a play. So they both grab little plates and ditch the party.
She pretty much clears her plate in under two minutes and then has half of his plate, he’s cool with it, mostly he’s just absolutely fascinated listening to her.
See here’s the thing about Cinderella:
1. She doesn’t know he’s the prince. Like yeah, he’s been at the center of the room, but she’s kind of spent half the party eagerly looking around everywhere she’s allowed to go (”Have you seen rose garden? Have you seen the solarium??” further confirmation that she doesn’t know who she’s talking to) and the other half stuffing her face with food.
2. She assumes she’s never going to see anyone here tonight again, and no one recognizes her, so she has no filter.
So she’s just talking about whatever with this guy. He seems cool. She talks about her friends, who are rats. She makes little outfits for them. Sometimes they bring her little gifts. She is already the coolest person the prince has ever met because of this. She pretty much offhandedly talks about whatever is fucked up about the kingdom that would take his advisors two hours of hemming and hawing and watering down to address. She just says it like it’s nothing, just funky little things she’s observed, and again, she’s not aware that he’s the prince, but it’s still pretty damn bold to bring up at a literal royal ball.
She… seems to have the majority of graces that lots of girls from Respectable Families™ have, but there’s something strange about it, something simultaneously broken and hardened, like the way you can see where ice has thawed and re-frozen. Also the way she talks about her family, and the way she avoids talking about her family– is raising several red flags, not in the “Oh this is another person trying to take advantage of me” sense, but in the “Oh fuck, something’s gone really wrong and you need help” sense and also lowkey a ‘damn is she even getting fed?’ sense. But he can’t say, ‘Hey, that’s not fucking normal for people to say that to you or treat you that way. We need to get you out of there,’ without sounding crazy himself, so for now, he’s just going to chill, make sure she’s comfortable, and keep enjoying the evening. She’s somehow befriended like 4 of the waitstaff so they’re willing to cover for them while they disappear for a little bit, and they get plenty of time to talk, but eventually it hits her that she hasn’t danced yet and she’s like “Come on! I bet we can make the prince jealous!” and he just bursts out laughing at that like “hell yeah, let’s make the prince jealous. He’s a real asshole.” Like clearly she’s having a good time, so who is he to make it weird? So they head back to the ballroom and they dance. And our girl, Mystery Girl, Cinderella, while they’re dancing, becomes acutely aware that everyone is staring. That doesn’t seem quite right. Like, yeah she’s hot, she knows she’s hot, but at least a good third of the party should still be focused on the prince, right? Where is that guy, anyway?
Oh.
Oh wait.
Oh shit.
And Princey Boy actually picks up on her realization and they whisper argue for like 3 minutes. “Why didn’t you tell me?! Now I feel like a goddamn idiot!” “I dunno it was nice being treated like a normal person” “Well me treating you like a normal person makes me a goddamn felon or something did you consider that?!” “Hey–Hey–it’s cool–you’re cool–I think you’re amazing, and if anyone says shit about you, I can shut it down.” “Well I don’t like that! That’s fucked up!” “I agree. It is fucked up, but I believe in you, and I think you should have a chance, and I’m here to back you up. I know power is fucked up right now. I know. But are you cool with working with me to change that?” And our girl Cindy pauses on that for a couple seconds, because.. she’s just spent hours with this guy and like.. she knows he’s a good guy, she knows he means well, so she’s like, “I don’t know how long I can actually work with you.” and the prince is like “Look, I know your home situation is complicated right now, but I really think we can–”
And then the bell starts ringing.
It’s midnight.
And then she takes off in a panic, and our prince just met the coolest person ever, and like, he’s pretty sure whatever situation they’re headed back to is fucked up, and all he’s got going to find her is a shoe. A shoe.
the only way this works for me is if he also has prosopagnosia, aka facial blindness. in any version of this story, it’s just ludicrous to think that he can’t even string together a physical description of her. but this was total gold. i want to see a cinderella who horks down crab rangoons and has no filter lol
Ah yeah prosopagnosia, a reasonable explanation, however that lends to the other plot hole that there were countless others at the ball who could have recognized our girl Cinderella, including her Stepmother and Stepsisters. If the evil Stepfam recognized her, it would be all over.
Thankfully the Fairy Godmother thought of something for that.
So picture Cindy, she’s in the garden under the hazel tree where her mother was buried, she’s just gotten the kickass dress, she’s doing the skirt twirlies, she’s checking herself out in the reflection of the garden fountain, and all of a sudden this horrible realization falls on her and she whirls over to look at her Fairy Godmother like, “WAIT. If my stepmother recognizes me, I’m dead. I’m so dead.”
And Fairy Godmother is just like, “Oh pffft kiddo don’t sweat it. There’s a memory charm stitched into the dress.”
“Memory charm?”
“Oh yeah. Fae standard. There’s already illusion spells on the dress so no one’s gonna recognize you, and like… once the dress and the carriage and everything disappear at midnight, pretty much the only space you’ll occupy in people’s brains is like… they’ll basically remember you as a cloud of white noise. A talking cloud of white noise–they’ll remember what you say, but not the sound of your voice.”
“I don’t know what white noise is.”
“Don’t worry about it.”
“Wait–” Cindy perks up, “Everything’s going to disappear at midnight?”
“Yep. Everything,” The fairy godmother is smacking her wand against her palm, trying to figure out how much juice is still in it.
And then this ripple passes over Cinderella’s face. “Even the slippers?”
“The slippers?” The fairy godmother glances up.
“I just…” Cinderella fidgets with her dress a little, “I really like them. They’re so pretty and there’s… I’ve never seen anything like them in my life. I wouldn’t sell them or anything, and I know It would be much harder to hide the dress so I figured I couldn’t keep it… but… I just hoped I might have something so I’d know this night wasn’t a dream. Just something to take out from time to time and look at…” She seems to catch herself and straighten up a little. “But I understand. You’ve already done so much, I should be thankful for–”
And Fairy Godmother is massaging her temples like “Urrrghhhh oh god you’re making the face–Okay. OKAY. I’m bending like 15 rules for this but…” she snaps her fingers and the slippers on Cinderella’s feel just a little heavier, “There you go. The shoes are physical and permanent. But hey–HEY–keep track of them. This means the memory and illusion charms don’t work on them. These are going to be the only recognizable things about you from this night. You got it?”
And Cindy nods.
“I mean it! After this it’s going to be months before I can muster up enough magic to turn into a starling murmuration and peck your stepfamily’s eyes out. So I can’t protect you before then.”
“…w-what about pecking out eyes–?”
“Okay! Ball time! Go kiddo, go! Go! Go! Get in the carriage! Go!”
1. Excellent.
2. As an adult, I just feel like that fairy should have been able to provide more substantial help then the ticket to the ball + accessories. Like maybe money and a ticket out of town at an earlier point?
It took the fairy godmother a very long time to first come into existence as a fairy (From the hazel tree Cinderella’s father planted) and then it took her even longer to become a fairy godmother because the other fairy godmothers had to keep explaining to her, “No we don’t kill people.”
“What are you talking about. We’re fairies. We kill people all the time.”
“Yes, other fairies do that, but we don’t.”
“But what if they suck, though?”
“Fairy Godmothering isn’t about curses and punishment.”
“I think we should be able to kill people.”
*sigh* “Erlking help me…”
“The Erlking would kill these clowns!”
So keep in mind that Fairy Godmother is wearing the Fairy equivalent of an ankle monitor when she’s finally able to help Cindy.
“What are you talking
about. We’re fairies. We kill
people all the time.”
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Do you enjoy sharing your expensive whiskey with your partners fathers uncle?
Do you crave getting up in the middle of the night to rub cream on your child’s feet because your great great grandmother feels sorry for the poor wee lad?
Then ancestor honouring might be the right fit for you!
(Experiences may vary, bad tempered relatives may cause damage and caution is always required).
Being spiritual is so crazy. Last year my spirits showed me how to jump into a parallel universe while I sleep. Like the shit is SO trippy 😭
For example last night I was in one of those ‘dreams’ where I knew I was me, but looked completely different. Like different body shape, height, skin color, hair color, etc.
But anyways in my ‘dream’ I was the spoiled girlfriend of this gorgeous older man. Like think Claes Bang. I will say I was also older (I’m 25, there I was closer to early to mid 30s.) And I was helping him raise his young son, who was young enough to see me as a mother figure. What always throws me for a loop is that if I try I can see memories from that life.
And OMG honestly the best part of these dreams are like physical touch. Which in my waking life I don’t really like to be touched at all, but me in this life was obsesssedddd with it and low-key I get it lol. Hugging my man in that life felt like the most comforting hug like the type thats snuggly, warm, and makes you feel safe. 😭
This isn’t the first time I pop over to a different life and realize that I pull 10s in every universe lmao.
Performative woke white guilt is a lot like public masturbation in that it’s self serving and probably feels really good to the person stroking themselves but it’s pathetic, awkward, and disgusting for everyone else watching
